February 2012
297 posts
What if...?
The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
The Doctor: How did you kn-
Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
talking about internet friends
mom: how do you know this person
me: they went to my school but they moved
fitzenstein:
This is so awesome!
My BFF from high school had a Buffy themed bday party for her 20th. I bet that she would have killed to have this cake, lol.
“It was a pleasure to burn.”
– Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury (via famousfirstsentences)
